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Beta academic: Not as intelligent or ambitious as Alpha Academics, but still focused on being materially successful.
Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Analyst, Accountant, Architect, Engineer, Professor, Researcher, Psychologist
Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Analyst, Accountant, Architect, Engineer, Professor, Researcher, Psychologist
So, it seems I'm a Middle Eastern Beta-Academic female!!!! Haha:-) At least I'm not gay 8-)
Also in my supposed profile:
You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the ability to focus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections. You would rather gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be judged. You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance.
You tend to be a perfectionist and quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be comfortable taking risks in social situations.
Most of it is elephant dung. Take yours and let me know what you think...
Also in my supposed profile:
You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the ability to focus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections. You would rather gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be judged. You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance.
You tend to be a perfectionist and quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be comfortable taking risks in social situations.
Most of it is elephant dung. Take yours and let me know what you think...
2 comments:
Man, sorry to interrupt during your "self-masturbation" moment but this seems really shocking to me. As I know you for quite a long time, I can honestly tell who you really are. Kepping it short, you are unreliable, short term oriented person unable to think a day ahead or just to complete an average given task without mistakes or repeating stupid questions, interacting with anyone that is not scared of your Afro-American look.. or even pure African without tan and with a bigger butt (like those gospel singers have!).
Intelligent? Well, maybe, let's say "smart enough", okay? Furthermore, from your childish two-color drawings I gained conviction that you want to became a fireman (because "they got biiik 'oses" , you said) but your dream is to be a top lap dancer(which can stay only a dream because of that gospel ass). A low-class hooker might still be feasible.
At last but not at least, Gay factor of you is strikingly obvious for any male that meets you for the first time. Giving explanation about your strong affection to French culture and habits, you start to kiss him not just on the cheeks but also on the lips and then you lose control and start with your tongue(!). This is disgusting to many, but some of those thirteen year old boys were unfortunately too weak to make you stop. Then, many of your boyfriends confessed that you went very jealous when seeing them dating with famous boyband members or top catholic priests.
Nevertheless, I hope that this "loving self-relationship" and perfectness which evil-face-analyzer-machine brought you will not cause any more harm to that little kitten that you are desperately trying to attract every night with the warm milk(milk?) on your porch. But never forget, when you have your simple and sincere dreams, your possibilies are infinite!!
Thx man, love you too!
A little consolation for you:
It's okay to be gay!You don't need to be ashamed of it and vent your anger through stupid posts.
Here's what google has to say:
You are what you are. Why resist? Has resisting ever changed a homosexual into a heterosexual? Why do you resist what you are? Are you not happy with what God has given you?
Give up your resistance. It's foolish. You are wasting time.
It's okay to be gay. How could it be otherwise? It's okay to have blond hair, to be left handed, to be athletic. It's okay to be gay.
Homosexuality is biology, genes, chemicals, hormones. One day the scientists will figure it out. Don't wait, don't waste your time waiting, it will make no difference. Those who hate you now will still hate you regardless.
You can never be anything else but gay. You cannot choose another path - the path is already chosen. You cannot undo what God has done. Why try? You are what you are supposed to be. Have a good life, but don't hit on me okay?
Oh, and do post YOUR face-analysis, will you?
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